If you happen to have a bowling pin
and a nephew who bowls and wins-
And if you happen to know where the old wooden bat is and a baseball,
and find a few scrappy hats in with the Christmas decorations,
and some wiggley eyes,
and if you have another nephew who plays the game and pitches, and
you stick bat and bowling pin at the front door, well, the nephews will be amused that you didn't just go buy a Christmas decoration.












At the new Ben Franklin, I overheard Anna, an elderly lady I know, ask if this new store sold the old garders. The answer was a polite no.